Rant on Gatorade
Alright, today I’m doing a rant on gatorade. Best drink EVER for sports, but lately it has been pretty fail. The only problem IMO is the loss of several flavours, but that’s not the issue. The issue is the new bottles. There used to be the bottles where you took off the plastic and twisted the cap. Now we have these bottles with a big ass lid that is freakin hard to open sometimes. For example, lately, I’ve been having to take a knife to these fatasses. ]
Just this morning, I was trying to open one and it was sealed COMPLETLY shut. I get pissed and punch it and it bursts open, and the plastic leaves a nasty gash on my hand.
Gatorade, if you see this, fix your bottles back to the old way.


